Wedding Fart-Tastrophes to Generation X Parenting

Get ready for a hilarious rollercoaster of conversation in the latest episode of Dadz R Podcast! Hosts Jesse and Jimmy are back, serving up their signature blend of humor, candid anecdotes, and insightful musings on all things parenting and life. Buckle up as they dive into a series of comical yet relatable topics.

The episode kicks off with Jesse poking fun at Jimmy's uncanny talent for creating symphonies of flatulence. It's a lighthearted start to an episode that's sure to be filled with laughter.

Jimmy's side gig as a wedding bartender takes center stage, as he shares cringe-worthy tales of poor wedding etiquette that make him feel like he's at a kids' birthday party rather than a celebration of love. Both hosts agree that adult weddings should probably avoid cosplay, cake pop substitutions, and kids taking over the dance floor. Get ready for some laugh-out-loud commentary on the strangest wedding shenanigans.

Before diving into parenting advice, Jesse and Jimmy's ADHD takes the wheel, leading them into an unexpected and amusing discussion about the films of none other than the one and only Nic Cage. Their passion for the actor leads to a fascinating exploration of Cage's filmography.

The conversation then shifts to Generation X parenting, with Jesse and Jimmy reminiscing about the prevalence of smoking in the '80s and the many challenges of raising kids during that era. They share nostalgic anecdotes and offer a unique perspective on the changing times.

One of the highlights of the episode is their comparison of leaving kids home alone today versus 30 years ago. They explore the differences in safety, technology, and parenting attitudes, offering a humorous and thought-provoking take on this generational shift.

Jesse wraps up the episode by unveiling his plans for a Halloween party, setting the stage for what promises to be a spooktacular event. Meanwhile, Jimmy raises an eyebrow and questions whether husbands are required to remember and celebrate the anniversary of their first dates before getting married, sparking a humorous debate on the intricacies of relationships.

Don't miss the latest episode of Dadz R Podcast, where Jesse and Jimmy take you on a side-splitting journey through wedding mishaps, movie marathons, and generational parenting. With their unique perspectives, relatable stories, and undeniable comedic chemistry, this episode promises to keep you entertained and laughing from start to finish. Tune in and join the fun as they navigate the highs and lows of parenthood and life with a generous serving of humor!

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Transcript

Welcome to the newest episode of dads R us. Is wedding etiquette disappearing? 
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 0:10 
 What is the best Nic Cage movie made? If you leave your kids home alone, are they expected to 
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 make smart diet choices? How old is too old to still 
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 be making your child's Halloween costume? Stay tuned for these not so serious problems that Jesse and Jimmy 
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 failed to solve. Cheers. 
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 0:30 
 Okay, welcome to the dancers podcast. Single dad versus married dad. I'm Jesse Jordan with my good friend Jimmy, who loves farts. Also 
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 0:42 
 doing that on. Dude, I'm. I'm too old for 
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 0:46 
 that. You're you're a joy to bring the parties. Oh, man. Are you like the loud party so no one knows you're farty. Do you fart? Airplane! And, like, just like. God, you guys smell that? Like no one can hear it. No, 
 U1 
 1:00 
 no, no. You know what, though? The other day, I was in a store and thought I was alone in an aisle, dude. And I was like. 
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 1:08 
 There are. No there was it was one of those aisles that you could see through, like if you move the product that 
 U1 
 1:15 
 was just people all over was like, oh, hello. 
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 1:18 
 I usually don't start in with the stories, but you did remind me of a grocery store farting story. So I will tell you. 1s And it's even better because it wasn't me. It was my wife. 
 U1 
 1:31 
 She's going to kill you. She's gonna flat out elbow drop 
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 1:34 
 you. She'll own it. She'll own it. She. She does funny, too. Not at the time. So my oldest son, who's 24 now, we're gonna go back in time. He was, like, three years old. And my wife is, like, horrified to take toddlers to the grocery store because it's the worst. You know, oh, I want this, I want that. Anyway, she she lets a silent far go. And the way it went is my son was like. His head was like eye level with her butt and he just smells it. And at the top of his lungs he just yells out. He goes, mom, 
 U1 
 2:12 
 you can't fart. It stinks. It was like a silent fart. She's trying to play it off in front of like other people coming up and down the aisle. Don't don't do that. Great kids will rat you out. They will. That they 
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 2:28 
 will. 1s Oh, man. Starting off strong with the hearts. 
 U1 
 2:32 
 They don't have a filter, do you? They'll just. They'll just let it go. 
 U2 
 2:37 
 No, I, I will say in this podcast, I'm your filter, Jimmy, because you do you know how many times I have to edit out your farts? Don't think because the last episode, you farted four times. I edited them all out. Did you? Yes. Did you not listen to it? You didn't even listen to it yet. Oh my gosh! I ate it all. Dude, aren't. Our fan base likes the. 
 U1 
 3:05 
 That's what I've been told. 
 U2 
 3:06 
 Okay. You're right, I got I got to give them what they want. And if it's you farting, then that's just going to happen. Let 
 U1 
 3:13 
 me ask you, I've never taught you. You shouldn't hold it in. You get a bellyache. 
 U2 
 3:18 
 I've got enough medical stuff going on. So do you. So I, I cut off the last one because, you know, the last episode. Because you were telling me a story. 1s The problem is us getting older. We got shit growing all over us. 
 U1 
 3:35 
 Doing it just pops up, man. It just pops up. 
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 3:39 
 So in the last few weeks, I had to have a cyst removed from my eye, which is really gross because, you know, they're poking around my eyelid and stuff. My stitches black. I think I was at work literally for a week before someone's like, hey, aren't you too old to be getting in fights like this because it's corporate America? I'm like, oh, I don't know what to say to this. You shouldn't just play noticing. 
 U1 
 4:03 
 You should have just played the victim and said. 1s I shouldn't have told my wife. No. 
 U2 
 4:09 
 That's funny you say that because I looked her dead in the eye and I was like. I was like, listen, I'm speaking slowly because my wife doesn't want people to think that I don't listen. And that's what happens when you don't listen. 1s There 
 U1 
 4:25 
 you go, there you go. 
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 4:28 
 See? You see? Great minds think alike. I hope she thought I knew I was joking. But man, you never know 
 U1 
 4:36 
 how it is. You never know. 
 U2 
 4:38 
 Well, they didn't call H.R., so that's a win. And then the next week, I had this great Johnny called in a grave. I tried to play it off, like, more like an M&M. She goes down. I think it's a grape. A cyst removed right in between. On my back, right in between the shoulder blades. So, like every movement, I feel like I'm ripping the stitches out. And, you know, of course, I took a picture of it and I started sending it to the fam. And my son again the other way. He says, that's an awesome Halloween candy idea. And my wife's like, shut it down. 1s She goes, stop doing it. And then and then behind my back, she she starts texting all her girlfriends and the friend group. She goes, hey, if I send you something gross, would you be mad? And then she doesn't wait for an answer. She just sends it. That's like. So my whole neighborhood has got pictures of this abscess removed from my back. So 
 U1 
 5:36 
 was it the actual the cyst that she was sending pictures of or the cut? 
 U2 
 5:42 
 Nope. Just a cyst. 
 U1 
 5:43 
 Oh, nice. I'm guessing that's what you sent me that I'm waiting for on my phone when I go back. 
 U2 
 5:48 
 I'm just upset I didn't send it to you sooner, but you've been busy. 
 U1 
 5:53 
 Dude, I've been. I've been on 16 hour days, man. Been working with my uncle, bartending. Two weddings this weekend. 
 U2 
 6:02 
 Oh. Oh my God, you. We have to talk about one of these weddings, bro. It was not I it so that the one picture you sent me. There was literally a lightsaber battle at the wedding. What? So 
 U1 
 6:22 
 I'm sitting behind the bar, and all of a sudden I hear the march. Da da da da da da, whatever, you know. I'm sure I got that wrong part right. Really? 
 U2 
 6:31 
 Really odd. Yeah. Really odd music choice for weddings right off the bat. Well. All right, 1s so I'm sitting there. I'm like, is that that Star Wars person next. He's like, no, no, no, I'm not, you know, a fan. All of a sudden you're watching a stormtrooper and Darth Vader and then don't know what the other guy was supposed to be Obi-Wan or 
 U1 
 6:55 
 what, but they, you know, Darth Vader starts spitting out some whatever. Some lines. Couldn't even tell you what they were because 
 U2 
 7:03 
 I was one of these dudes. The groom. 
 U1 
 7:07 
 No, that's the 
 U2 
 7:08 
 part where these hired performers. Is this, like, interpretive art? So this wedding 
 U1 
 7:13 
 taking, they were charging people to take pictures out front. 
 U2 
 7:16 
 Oh, my gosh, that's like Times Square shit. And they brought that into their wedding. Detroit keeps it classy. So so that's that's going to be like the new norm. Do you think they're trying to make like a viral video cosplay, bringing cosplay into this union? 
 U1 
 7:29 
 I don't know, but then they had an actual battle out on the dance floor, like the dude was doing flips and they were hitting or lightsabers and shooting. His god dude was crazy. I almost went out there with with a butter knife. That helped the guy because he was two against one. 
 U2 
 7:46 
 Jimmy, this you do for kid's birthday party? Yeah. 
 U1 
 7:52 
 Oh, and the people were cheap as. That's right. I said it cheap as 
 U2 
 7:58 
 well. They had to spend all their money getting pictures out front 1s with the actors. 
 U1 
 8:04 
 Dude, it was crazy, dude. It was crazy. You know, I've never seen anything like that. 
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 8:09 
 Yeah. When when I saw that picture, I was like, if this is going to become a thing or we're hiring, you know, children, party entertainers to come to wedding, I want I want that for my funeral. I don't know, I'll tell you this, though. 
 U1 
 8:25 
 It seems like the new thing that is coming out for weddings are things called, uh, cake pops. That's 
 U2 
 8:32 
 new. My wife has made those years ago. They're stupid. Really? 
 U1 
 8:37 
 Okay, well, I didn't I didn't like them. But this is the second wedding in a row where they've had them instead of cake, and that's. Dude, I've been doing this with this company for 4 or 5 
 U2 
 8:46 
 years. Just do it. These are people trying to save money and don't want to. Because you know what? You know how elaborate and how pricey wedding cakes are. My wife made them for years for weddings. It was super stressful. She didn't have a weekend off for two years. Yeah, it was, 
 U1 
 9:04 
 it was it was not stupid. It was crazy. But, you know, it was. 
 U2 
 9:09 
 This. This sounds like this sounds more like a kid's birthday party than a wedding. Well there were. I'll tell you what. People out there listening, if you are going to get married or if you haven't been married and decide to get married. No kids at a wedding, because I'll tell you what happens. They overtake the dance floor. Okay. Yeah. And 
 U1 
 9:30 
 that's all that. You see our kids jump in, dancing, doing back spins on the dance floor. No kids should be an adult wedding because these poor folks couldn't even dance. That's how many kids were there. It was nuts 
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 9:44 
 that again, this sounds like the worst. We probably do this whole show on wedding etiquette since you've bartended quite a few lately. I've only been to one wedding in the last five years, and that was actually the summer in Detroit. And it was classy. It was on the lakefront Lake Sinclair. We went on a boat, celebrated. It was perfect, and then I hear these stories. Hey, we got cake pops. Might as well get cupcakes. And we got cosplay actors battling Sith Darth Vader out there. That was a first. That was a first. They're putting money towards this. And then it's like it's taking tip money out of you because now it's time square out front. Hey, for $2 we get a selfie for your gram. Oh my gosh. Well, 
 U1 
 10:34 
 the people I was working with was like, hey, go out there and get a picture for your son. I'm like, don't want to get a picture. And let me ask you this, okay? 
 U2 
 10:43 
 As by all means, who's 
 U1 
 10:45 
 taller, Stormtrooper or Darth Vader? 
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 10:48 
 Vader? Darth Vader. 
 U1 
 10:50 
 Not not not in this case. I even told them that dude, they came up to the bar because they were getting a group picture and said, Isn't Darth Vader supposedly taller than the Stormtrooper? I think I offended them. 
 U2 
 11:02 
 It's like that Star Wars line. Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper? Maybe they're overcompensating, right? Maybe the short guys try to be like, I'm Darth Vader because I got. I got more money to buy this costume. Honestly, no Halloween costumes. 
 U1 
 11:18 
 Honestly, I think the stormtrooper one was a better costume. The head was too big for Darth Vader. I thought it kind of looked like 
 U2 
 11:25 
 the. Oh, it's like the guy from 
 U1 
 11:28 
 Spaceballs. Yes. That's what it reminded me of. 
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 11:32 
 Yes, 
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 11:32 
 yes, yes, yes, 
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 11:35 
 I've watched that. I was watching a movie when I was a little kid, but I haven't watched it since. And now I watch it once a year. A rewatch 
 U1 
 11:44 
 that's like one of those movies. Dude. That you. It's a winter watch. 
 U2 
 11:48 
 It's cold. Gloomy. Oh, movies are winter watches to me. Don't want to watch any movie in the summertime or be outside. 
 U1 
 11:55 
 Well, I'm just 
 U2 
 11:56 
 pretentious of me to say that because. What's the last time you watched a movie? Like you literally sat down and watch the movies start to end. Dude 
 U1 
 12:05 
 three date three days ago. And I'll tell you what it was. Oh, dude, I'll have to probably go grab my phone to let you know. Dude, there was a movie about, um, Nicolas 
 U2 
 12:15 
 Cage. Dude, it was it was going to have to be. You're going to have to be specific because the guy's done, like 400. No, it was a movie about him. He was he was he was himself in the movie. Yeah. It was 
 U1 
 12:26 
 like, dude, it was a great 
 U2 
 12:27 
 movie. He's got the dude from who's in all the TV shows now. Mandalorian, I don't know, I don't know. Yeah, he was he was the Spanish guy. Yes, 
 U1 
 12:38 
 yes. But dude, it was a good flick. It was a 
 U2 
 12:42 
 lot of us. Here's the thing. I can't watch a movie all the way through because I don't have the time. So I do watch movies 20 minutes at a time. Short clips. Maybe it's my ADHD. So take me a week to get through a movie. 
 U1 
 12:54 
 No, but that was the first one I've watched in a very, very long time. I'm the same way, dude. Like, I cannot I can't binge watch shows like people like, people are like, oh, I can't do it. Do not check my phone, I fall asleep. That's my biggest thing cuz I fall asleep. 
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 13:12 
 God, you know, if that, if that wedding, if they were classy, they would have. They would have upped the budget and hire the cast. Cosplay cast. Done. Osaka. That's the Ahsoka dome. That's that's the new Star Wars, right? I'll 
 U1 
 13:26 
 tell you what. If was going to do anything Star Wars, it'd be Ewoks. Mother. 
 U2 
 13:31 
 Oh my gosh, that's that was the fuzzy bears. I mean, 2s it's hard to hire a bunch of little people to dress up as fury furries. 2s Small market, niche market. You have to fly them in God. You know what else they're redoing? They're remaking. Um, okay, let's go back the Nick cage thing. Do you know how crazy it is for them to make a movie mocking all the amount of crappy movies he's been in lately? Yeah, like he doesn't say no. He getting some tax problems, and he's like, yeah, I got to I got to work. Next is going to be doing commercials in Japan, dude. 
 U1 
 14:10 
 Well that's the thing that was part of the movie. He was flown to Brazil or Spain because someone wanted to put him in a movie because he was in trouble for tax evasion or something. 
 U2 
 14:22 
 That's real life, dude. They wrote that movie? 
 U1 
 14:25 
 Yes, dude. It was like a dude. It was. Yeah, yeah. 
 U2 
 14:29 
 And what's crazy is, I don't know, that movie. Hopefully it did well enough to where he paid off his tax leads. Man, I don't know. 
 U1 
 14:36 
 All right. Well I enjoyed it, dude, honestly. But I do like Nicolas Cage as an actor. There's a couple movies I watch, like Face Off. I loved it, dude. Thought that was a only one. Only 
 U2 
 14:47 
 like 1990s Nic Cage as far as I'm concerned. Did he 
 U1 
 14:53 
 act after that Thor face off of those last good 
 U2 
 14:57 
 movie? Okay, well, the 
 U1 
 14:58 
 family man, that was good. 
 U2 
 15:00 
 That was a heart. Okay, that was a heartfelt one. I love that one. Um. That's 
 U1 
 15:06 
 coming. That season's coming up. 
 U2 
 15:07 
 And then right here where we tried, we tried to be like. Like a hillbilly. Yeah. 
 U1 
 15:13 
 And then Raisin Raisin Arizona or Raisin Cane, something like that. So 
 U2 
 15:18 
 that was I feel like that was his one of his first ones ever raising Arizona's rate. 
 U1 
 15:25 
 Okay. And thought that that was good. But other than that, that couldn't tell you what else he was on that I liked that 
 U2 
 15:32 
 con. So we talked about Con Air. You said Face off mean he won awards for leaving Las Vegas or. He's an alcoholic. The guy's got range, man. They did a whole episode on this on their show community. Have you heard of that one? Nope. Feel it. I feel like I'm the guy to tell you about pulp pop culture. He did the Rock with Sean Connery. I would watch that. If that came on right now, I would drop everything and watch that. Um, then he then he started getting a little, little weird with some movies. Um, there was one. And then he got into the 2000. You probably never heard of this one. The movie is called next, and he had premonitions, possibilities, you see, into the future. And again, you know, just save the world. The cage. 
 U1 
 16:20 
 Yeah. Nope. Never heard 
 U2 
 16:22 
 of that one. Well, he's he's got he's Dracula and a recent one that came out after the movie you watched. Don't even know what the name of the movie. That one where they make fun of him. Do you even remember the name of it? You just know it was about Nick cage. I could 
 U1 
 16:35 
 go grab my phone and tell you it's like a mac. Like a masculine something. 
 U2 
 16:40 
 Oh, man. I bet you if you looked him up on like IMDb, there's no way of the 3000 movies he's done. We only remember, like, six of them. 
 U1 
 16:52 
 Hey, give me two seconds. Let me go grab it. 
 U2 
 16:54 
 Yeah, well, I filled the air at one point. Oh, God. I know he was Ghost Rider. And it was weird because he was playing Ghost Rider, and he was, like, supposed to be an old, like, a young guy, but he was really old. And you could tell they're trying to, like, dye his hair black. And he was going, like, going bald. Oh my gosh, I'm talking about Ghost Rider. Didn't like that. 1s Because he was. I think he was the worst person to cast for that movie that he was in. He was trying to be like Batman or his bad dad in that movie Kick-Ass. I don't know. It was some sort of. It was a take on Batman. All right, here 
 U1 
 17:37 
 it is. Unbearable weight of massive talent. 
 U2 
 17:40 
 Oh, yeah. That's it. That was so aptly name. What an unbearable weight. I don't know. I think to me, his last good ones was probably a national treasure. Man, we never watched much. 
 U1 
 17:54 
 Never watched Milos? No. Did we get on tangents? Dude, you hold the bar. Dude just. Just kicks 
 U2 
 18:01 
 because you don't know Indiana Jones. But with the Constitution, you're like, well, they know me, dude. 
 U1 
 18:08 
 I've never watched Indiana Jones. 
 U2 
 18:12 
 How are your friends? What's wrong with you? That's why. That's why you want a wedding with Ewoks? Because that's the last time you watch TV. 2s You know what they are redoing? I just heard Willy Wonka, and, like, I thought, what's crazy is I love the original. Dude, the 
 U1 
 18:31 
 original is fantastic. 
 U2 
 18:34 
 It's not almost, said Gene Simmons. Not not the right guy. Gene Wilder gene Simmons is like, what is this, like 
 U1 
 18:42 
 a kiss documentary? Now 
 U2 
 18:44 
 he's up there. 
 U1 
 18:46 
 Good work. All that Katie 
 U2 
 18:47 
 off. So you had Gina file there, and then it goes to Johnny Depp. You know, the ultimate care. You know, you just can't play anything straight, right? You know, I'm just a dude. No, he's got to go extra. And this new one coming out got a third reboot. So nuts. It's got that Timothy I don't know. Charlemagne. Charlemagne. Are they making it politically correct? Like 
 U1 
 19:14 
 the Little Mermaid type deal 
 U2 
 19:16 
 thing? My. My guess as good as yours. But let's be. Not that there's 
 U1 
 19:20 
 anything wrong with that. Not if there's anything wrong with that. I was just wondering if that's why they were redoing it again. 
 U2 
 19:27 
 I feel like that pendulum is probably swing in two for one way, because now came it. I'll watch it 80s movie and had this this this don't know formula this magic to it. Like I would see dudes smoking cigarettes and now I watch movies. And then just like the main characters are all vegan, that's like, I live that life. Oh my gosh, don't want to watch someone else live that life. Well, it's funny you said that because I just watched some reruns of, uh, what was that thing with Anthony Bourdain where he used to go from place to place to place while he was in. Ireland. Yeah. And 
 U1 
 20:08 
 they were in a bar eating, drinking, and the guy next to them lit up a smoke. And Anthony was like, I can smoke in here. He goes, this is fantastic. He goes, I miss this. I don't miss that one bit, man. Remember as kids, dude, like, did your parents smoke or. No. I mean, we were we were Gen-X kids. So we grew up like, you know, war zone man. My mom would send me to the party store, and that's what they would call them in Detroit party stores. It's like the little store at the end of the block. Every block had them. I was like, I got a note from my mom, and she said I had to buy a pack of cigarettes. I'm like ten years old, dude. Same. Here 
 U2 
 20:50 
 you go. You're not smoking. This was like a sale of lights. She goes, yeah, she ain't smoking those. 
 U1 
 20:55 
 No, my mom would really. That's what my mom would do, though. She I'd really go up there with the note because they knew my mom. And 
 U2 
 21:01 
 it's this. Oh, 
 U1 
 21:02 
 God. Like an eight pack of those bottled glass of of Pepsi that were heaviest. 
 U2 
 21:08 
 Oh, those were the worst. I don't know if there's apex, so I, my mom would give me $1.50. And with that I would buy the pack of cigarettes was like a dollar, dollar ten. And then I'd buy a bottle of Faygo for $0.35. That's the only way I would do it if I had some Faygo coming. 
 U1 
 21:29 
 It's just crazy, dude. But it's funny though, like when when you fly and you still see the no smoking signs on the plane and like, unless you were us as kids, you never seen that thing light up, dude. But when we were kids, dude, it was, it was. It was a flying ashtray. Dude with wheels. 
 U2 
 21:47 
 Oh it was, I remember. So the restaurants I worked at growing up, I'll had a smoking section. It just couldn't smoke wherever you wanted to in the restaurant like 
 U1 
 21:56 
 that. Matter of 
 U2 
 21:58 
 fact. Right. 1s It's like, yeah, I was in Japan and someone lit up at a table next to us, and my wife was like, this is the worst. I can't eat here. I was like, this is their country. Let's be polite. Oh, man, the smoke is like crazy. I was like, I set my. And every time I see something like gratuitous smoking or inappropriate, like, people get weirded out. Like I look at home, like photos I see, like my dad smoking in the house. I was like, like Christmas pictures. Everyone's opened up gifts and everyone's got a cigarette in their hand. Yeah. Oh, it's like that. He imagined what houses smell like in 80 year old 1s houses. Imagine cars, dude, because the car was so small and. But those windows were constantly up and you were always back there. And I remember taking my shirt, dude, and putting it over my nose because it was so smoky in there. It was horrible. Our parents, 
 U1 
 22:58 
 they didn't give a shit. 
 U2 
 23:00 
 No, the my mom would crack the window. My dad would not. He says, cold out here. Yeah. And then if I got in like trouble, you know, he had to clean out. They made me clean their cars and stuff. I always have to clean out the ashtrays. And just like so people would tell me no, my dad would say, he goes, no, man, it's cool. He's like, it doesn't. Your car doesn't smell. If you empty the ashtray, it's like, okay, that was the 80s logic. 
 U1 
 23:24 
 Well, yeah, she this dude, how many times as a kid you get your fingers rolled up in a window? 
 U2 
 23:32 
 Gene. 2s You're like. You're like a guest of good guest. I 1s know the cars were death traps in the 80s, because one time I slammed my thumb in a car door. Short break. 
 U1 
 23:46 
 Jimmy gets phone calls from his son in the middle of recording sessions. In this case, his son wants to stay out later. Let's pick this back 
 U2 
 23:55 
 up. Let's transition out of how in the 80s. How my parents were never. We were latchkey kids, man. We the parents were never around. Get home from school. They yell from work. All right, we're going to the bar. All right. See you tomorrow. So I was used to leaving kids, you know, being left alone. So when I started becoming a dad, started anyways. The wee wee started leaving our kids home, probably an earlier age than what? Socially accepted only because I couldn't afford a babysitter. Little find one. 
 U1 
 24:31 
 Right. Well, that's that's the thing nowadays. Like, who do I trust? Don't trust anybody. So, yeah, I left them home for the first time Saturday night, but. 
 U2 
 24:40 
 But nothing but his PlayStation friends to keep him company. 
 U1 
 24:44 
 Every time I called him, the kid just seemed bored. And he wasn't even playing with his friends. And then he downloaded a new game, and he was happier than a pig. And. 
 U2 
 24:52 
 Yeah, usually that is the key. Get him something new, keep them distracted. And they, you know, well, they don't want they don't they don't want, they want to hog the TV to 
 U1 
 25:03 
 themselves. Well, here's the thing. So I come home, you know, before I left. Okay, there's some SpaghettiOs in the fridge. Put them in the microwave when you're ready to eat. Okay? Yeah, I come home. Dude, they're lost men. 12 candy wrappers on the table for 
 U2 
 25:20 
 a bowl of ice 
 U1 
 25:21 
 cream. And that's where the SpaghettiOs were on one guess. 
 U2 
 25:26 
 A garbage 
 U1 
 25:27 
 still in the fridge. Oh, no. At least he didn't throw it away. He just left it in the fridge. And I'm like, 
 U2 
 25:33 
 you know. You know what I heard kids like cake pops. 
 U1 
 25:38 
 Don't even know where to buy those, dude. I'm. Might just fill my pockets up at the next wedding, 
 U2 
 25:42 
 please. 2s So, are you telling me he's a messy kid to not only imagine that no responsibility to eat a healthy, delicious nutrient pattern. SpaghettiOs. Like, 
 U1 
 25:56 
 that's not like, the best thing, but mean. You know, I didn't want to open the front door for a pizza delivery, and he didn't want pizza. Okay, 
 U2 
 26:04 
 yeah, we, uh, we would order that, like, ahead of time and just leave it for the kid. Well, that's what I was going to do. But, I 
 U1 
 26:11 
 mean, he just didn't want anything. He had a plan all along. That's what it was. 
 U2 
 26:17 
 I'm learning more and more about your kid because his podcast. If folks ask you what personality do you think he most inherited from you? 
 U1 
 26:27 
 The goofy, try to be funny guy. Yeah, 
 U2 
 26:29 
 I got one of those. That's my youngest. Yep. 
 U1 
 26:33 
 Dude, he's like, he's just a goofy 1s dude. He's just he he's funny, but he always wants to be funny. And he 
 U2 
 26:43 
 didn't inherit anything like being messy or anything. 
 U1 
 26:47 
 I mean, it's possible 
 U2 
 26:50 
 we'll go with funny because you guys are both hilarious. That's all. Things that he could take after you. That's. Let's let's be fair, man. That's that's that's a good 
 U1 
 26:59 
 one. And you can't sit sitting. He can't. He's sitting down either. Oh, 
 U2 
 27:04 
 man. 1s Look there is that. 2s Just sitting around farting all night, going to town, eating candy and SpaghettiOs. What a life. 
 U1 
 27:17 
 Oh, he was missing murdered hot dogs. 
 U2 
 27:20 
 Yeah, I'm on a healthy kick right now. Just started last week. Just basically chicken and vegetables. Eggs for breakfast. Yeah. What kind of £5? 
 U1 
 27:30 
 What kind of eggs? Scrambled eggs scrambled. Oh the scrambled I mean how 
 U2 
 27:34 
 to cook them. Yeah yeah yeah. My favorite right now go in phases. I don't want to add cheese or anything. I just want to straight protein. I'll put some a little bit of butter. Saute pan cod. Just three fried eggs over hard. That's way to go with some pepper. Really got me talking about food. I haven't told you I'm gonna cook, man. I'm like, I'm always hungry right now. 
 U1 
 27:59 
 Well, you know what, though, is I bet you have not a lot of food in the house. And that's. That's the way not to snack, dude. Like like I've been trying not to eat past, like, 6:00, dude, but 830, dude. Like, right now I'm like me and I'm kinda hungry, but there ain't. I didn't make it to the grocery store today because my son boobie booby trapped me with a, hey, can you know, so-and-so come over? 
 U2 
 28:24 
 So, oh man, you got to hang out. So now you're stuck babysitting. It's one thing to leave your own kid home alone. You can't leave two kids home, right? So there's eight 80s. Remember? Gen-X things are different now. Sensitive. 
 U1 
 28:38 
 Should I even think when my parents left me home, dude, I even wasn't. I was allowed to go outside and play too. I think 
 U2 
 28:45 
 here's a thing. My parents rule was don't answer the door no matter what. And what would drive me crazy is all my aunts and uncles knew me and my brother were home, and they would just knock on the door to be annoying for an hour knowing my parents were at home so they'd go sit on the porch, smoke a cigarette, wait for my parents to come home, and then as soon as they did, they come in and they'd see us and they're like, why didn't you answer the door? I'm like, rules are rules. 
 U1 
 29:12 
 But they would argue, like, did your family not work or something? They would literally just sit there on the porch and wait for like, what if your parents weren't coming home for six hours? 
 U2 
 29:23 
 Uh, yes. They never worked. There's also a true story. So 
 U1 
 29:28 
 they would sit there on your porch for six hours. You're smoking cig after cig after cig. 
 U2 
 29:34 
 How long is it? Depend on the weather. Longest I've ever seen. At least three hours. Like I'd go downstairs playing at Tendo and forget about them. 
 U1 
 29:42 
 I couldn't even tell you the last time I said three hours on my own porch. 
 U2 
 29:47 
 Well, that is before iPhones and where you could just watch cars drive by. Be fine. Readable. I don't know, 
 U1 
 29:57 
 I'd still do that, but not for three 
 U2 
 29:59 
 hours. Yeah, well, if you don't have a job, you have nowhere else to go. 1s Like that was life. Oh, no, man. It's nuts. Uh. So coming up, Halloween, man. Yeah. 
 U1 
 30:13 
 When is that? Next weekend for you. 
 U2 
 30:14 
 Big party next weekend. I know you got my invite, but then again, you're you're facing down a possible strike. 
 U1 
 30:22 
 Yeah, we find out tomorrow by midnight. And it's from. The meeting we had on Friday. It's not looking good. We are very far apart from what I hear. 
 U2 
 30:32 
 What are the demands from the casino workers? 
 U1 
 30:37 
 More pay, better 401 K 1s and health care stay the 
 U2 
 30:42 
 same. I'm actually shocked that the casino workers are unionized. Um, so better benefits everything all around. And, well, you never know, man. I would say Michigan is a pro-union. I never know though. Like, if what the likelihood is someone then basically just hiring other people to cross the line don't think that's a thing there but don't live there. So have no idea. United Auto Workers just scored, I think. Am I wrong on that or read that wrong? I'm so out of it. 
 U1 
 31:16 
 Last thing I heard, they closed another factory in Kentucky, 
 U2 
 31:21 
 so I don't think so. Who didn't know if the UAW is still striking or not while we're 
 U1 
 31:28 
 UAW two? So now they're going to have. So I mean, I think the union workers are asking for 
 U2 
 31:34 
 15 to 20% 
 U1 
 31:35 
 increase in wages. You 
 U2 
 31:38 
 you worked for a casino, but the workers belong to the UAW, the 
 U1 
 31:42 
 teamster, Teamsters, UAW. And there's another one. There's like we have three different represent different. 1s Like we have, um, whatever the engineering, the engineering, the union people. That's a union in there. Yeah, there's like 3 or 4 different unions and 
 U2 
 32:00 
 oh my gosh, here's the thing. I'm going to go on strike. I want to do it like during the summertime. It's nice out. You have a good time. I want to do it right for the holidays. Right now I'm getting slammed with apparently Halloween parties is getting expensive if you talk to my wife. So no, 
 U1 
 32:20 
 it's not that. Everything is getting expensive. That's what it is. Everything's gone up, dude. 
 U2 
 32:26 
 Yeah, yeah, that's that's a fact. I was just thinking about the shitty condo I'm living in. That's like, how much is this Chicago, though? Anyways, we got right after Halloween. This. This party I've been prepping for. Oh, I've been making props. Had to make new tombstones. I made a tombstone for our podcast as dads are us. Uh, it's not dead yet. Not dead yet? 1s It's not. 
 U1 
 32:58 
 You know what I'm thinking of doing, though, dude? Think I'm going to go out and I'm going to buy get some stickers made. Dads are stuck and just start leaving. I'm going to start just 
 U2 
 33:09 
 leaving them everywhere in the urinals at the casino. Dude. Everywhere. Dude, if I see a light pole, I'm putting one up there. Dude. Strippers. 
 U1 
 33:18 
 I'm putting one on the left side. 
 U2 
 33:19 
 Yes, the most everywhere. That's the most downriver thing I thought. The most downriver thing. I heard this this podcast was cosplay at a wedding. But no, 2s we're going to tag everything. Oh, that'd 
 U1 
 33:32 
 be that'd be dope. Okay, can you give us some fans, baby? More fans? Oh, man. So I tried to do one. Prop, a project where I took six old computer monitors that are like 20 years old, and I try to wire them together and just have, like, static, because the theme this year is asylum Crazy Mental Hospitals. And I thought it'd be great. And it turned out I buy all these equipment stuff and it didn't work. Apparently I can't convert DVI to HDMI. I'm not going to get nerdy and check this out, but yeah, the information only flows one way, so it didn't work. So I got this whole massive thing that's just need to toss. So I made electric chair, basically just wood chair with a bunch of wires all over it. And then my wife, does it work. 
 U2 
 34:22 
 She put one of these motion detectors on there that like shakes and jiggles like it looks like exposed wires. And I thought, I think I'm going to put a smoke machine underneath it so it'll, you know, people can sit in and take pictures and it'll just be all in smoke. It's like wires. I think it'll be cool, man. 
 U1 
 34:45 
 Can, can, uh, 
 U2 
 34:48 
 the fog machine can be set to, like, motion. So when someone walks by, I got one. It started smoking. One of those got. I got a couple that are my remote I got it. 
 U1 
 34:58 
 Spooky. It is, man. 
 U2 
 35:00 
 It is. And then my wife came at me. I've got 15, 20 tombstones out my front yard. She goes, don't want these out. This is the last year I don't want these out here anymore. Well I was like, all right, well get get her ass out there to start making some. Here's what watch miss. Here's what she's doing. So since I failed at some props this year, some some things we try, it just doesn't work. She decided one year we did a a freak show theme and could like a ticket booth, and she painted the inside of our garage red stripes, so look like a circus tent inside. And I was like, Holy cow! So this year she got like a bunch of blacklight neon paint and started spray painting the inside of my garage. It looks really cool with a bunch of like quotes like from Joker. Why so serious or. And there's another movie. We all go a little mad sometimes. I don't know who said that. Well, 
 U1 
 35:59 
 let me ask you this. Please ask me that. So after this part. So after this party, you got to repaint your garage again 
 U2 
 36:06 
 I yeah. 
 U1 
 36:08 
 So the last time we did 
 U2 
 36:09 
 that, we waited almost a year to repaint it because we had to get ready for the next crack. I was like, Christmas time come up. I'm like, it's candy cane theme and everybody laugh at it. During the summer, I just never got around to painting it. I don't I think I'm just going to leave this one up because it looks kind of cool, like graffiti. I'm like, actually, I want, I want to do my arcade like that. Oh yeah. Did I, did, you know, I boot up the arcade, set everything up and clean it up? My my kids. I thought he was messy because I'm cleaning up wrappers and stuff that probably been down there since the summer. What? My Street Fighter two is broken doesn't work. It's a problem with getting these arcade one ups. I had a backup one that I was going to modify. I say that, but I'm never modifying another arcade. I'm bored of it. ADHD bro, I'm moving on. Well, that's like eight arcade units down there. It's a blast. 
 U1 
 37:04 
 Yeah, it's it's pretty nifty looking down there, man. 
 U2 
 37:08 
 Oh, I can't wait. Barbecue. It's going to be catered. Got one of those 360 cameras where you you you stand on this podium and then this camera spins around you, does all slow motion music 
 U1 
 37:22 
 spin me round and round. Got it. 1s Um. 1s Awesome. Can't wait for that. Here's. You know what? You know what's weird? Like party etiquette. You know, when I'm planning for, like, food for a of people. And I invited a lot of people, and there's a lot of people I could invite because I wanted to cap it at a number 80 people. So I'm going to invite the people that I think will show. And you're supposed to RSVP by October 1st. And then within the last week they're like, oh, sorry, man, we got to go to Indianapolis for our kids band. That's the worst sport, by the way. And don't 
 U2 
 38:06 
 get the band thing, man. You got to drive four hours to watch your kid play for ten minutes and then four hours back. Band competitions are horrible. That sounds not fun to watch, man. 
 U1 
 38:19 
 Yeah, that's only that. That sounds no 
 U2 
 38:21 
 fun. No. It's crazy. Some parents are like they told their kids they weren't. Oh, my God, you and they sniffling. What is wrong with 
 U1 
 38:27 
 you, dude? I'm sorry, dude, I don't know what. I'm all stuffy right now. Geez, leave me alone. It's almost 10:00. My allergies kick in at night. I 
 U2 
 38:37 
 was I was trying to do this earlier, but the Lions, we had to watch the Lions. Right when? 
 U1 
 38:42 
 Well, they they came. Got switched to 430, I think. Yeah. Think it was a 1:00. Yeah. 
 U2 
 38:48 
 But it was when it, when it finished, like I said, I was like I was like all right man, set up. Let's do this. I'm pumped for the lions. I can't I don't know if I can get used to the lions being good. I don't know what to say to that. That's. Oh, 
 U1 
 39:04 
 it. Everybody loves. 
 U2 
 39:05 
 Everybody loves them because they've been bad for so 
 U1 
 39:07 
 long. Well, I was talking with my buddy Joe tonight, and we were both like. Like the whole team looks good. I mean, you go into Tampa Bay. 
 U2 
 39:17 
 Yeah. 
 U1 
 39:18 
 You lose your two starting running back. 
 U2 
 39:21 
 They were they were thin there. And obviously we did not run the ball very well that game. 
 U1 
 39:26 
 Oh we ran still pretty 
 U2 
 39:28 
 good 30 yards total as a team. Horrible. And he got 
 U1 
 39:32 
 he got a touchdown. That 
 U2 
 39:34 
 was on the pass. Both touchdowns were passes. Oh what it was it was one of those ones where yeah. Dump off. And he runs across the field. The running back since he couldn't run the ball lays out a massive block. Oh man. And great. 
 U1 
 39:48 
 Oh that block was fantastic. And then game. Oh man. Back off the suspension. Deep threat. Mean was the one. The one thing I wish we would have got 1s the missed field goal. But you know what when your defense is playing good Aidan Hutchinson was a non-factor in this game. I didn't even see his number called a lot, but it didn't matter. Alex. Oh man, he was just tearing it up. And that dude's parents just flew in from Israel. He was nervous all week. His parents were stuck 
 U2 
 40:18 
 in Israel. That's another story. Oh my gosh. 
 U1 
 40:21 
 Yeah, I was going to say that. That's that's some crazy stuff right 
 U2 
 40:25 
 there. Stay off of the socials, man. Oh, don't do the news. Oh, it's just horrible. 
 U1 
 40:31 
 I don't do the news either. But 
 U2 
 40:32 
 now San Francisco and the Eagles lose. So there's no undefeated teams in the NFC. The Lions are right up there. They're all five and one Seattle lost as their only loss I'm like I just feel like every Sunday I have to plan my five hour road trips around the chance that I might get to watch the Lions. 
 U1 
 40:54 
 What you should do, honestly, is you should base your ride home and when the game is on so you can listen to it. You're right there would be four hours. 
 U2 
 41:05 
 I don't even know what what vehicle I would use to listen to it because you are local, can listen to the radio. I would have to find some sort of weird app or some who knows, probably 
 U1 
 41:20 
 NFL, probably NFL.com 
 U2 
 41:23 
 maybe. I don't know. 
 U1 
 41:25 
 I'm just saying to me, to me, that would be the perfect ride home. 
 U2 
 41:31 
 I've watched four of the six games on television. Well, when I watched in person, that was awesome. I'm not used to the Lions be in prime time and on TV all the time, and they're playing the Ravens next week, and I'm probably going to be able to watch that on television. That's nuts. Oh man. 
 U1 
 41:50 
 Yeah, that game should be good. He's 
 U2 
 41:51 
 got a he's got it better than us. Uh. 1s Everything is going right in my sports life except for my Arkansas Razorbacks. But I can live. I can live on it with them having a down year. The Lions man. All time favorite. Oh, God, I don't know what to do with that. So next weekend, here's. Oh, man. I'm. There's no way I'll be able to watch the Lions next weekend. Because here's the thing. I got a massive party. 
 U1 
 42:19 
 Is it Friday or Saturday? 
 U2 
 42:21 
 I could tell you're not coming. I get it. You got work stuff, so 
 U1 
 42:27 
 you never know. Might be a I might be a drop 
 U2 
 42:31 
 man. That would be the best. So that's going to be an all nighter. And I'm like, somehow. I'm going to have to drive to Chicago Sunday night. 
 U1 
 42:42 
 Now, why wouldn't you've taken off that Monday? 
 U2 
 42:45 
 You know, think it's not too late? I think I'm going to have to do that. 
 U1 
 42:50 
 I mean, dude, if not, you are going to be dead that Monday morning because you're going to be up 2 or 3 on Saturday. I know probably up at the crack of dawn to clean. And I'm sure your wife is going to be 2s happy. 
 U2 
 43:06 
 She's she's oh, man. She's. That's like the best. The day after's like the best mood like I've ever seen her after. This is her Super Bowl like. But I'm just saying. Loves it. She's 
 U1 
 43:18 
 not in a rush to get it cleaned 
 U2 
 43:20 
 up. What happens is some of the wives get really drunk and start cleaning up. This happen after her brunch at all the moms started just cleaning up. Anyways, we in the past we've 
 U1 
 43:35 
 we've stayed up here this until next week 
 U2 
 43:37 
 just so secret's not 
 U1 
 43:39 
 out of the bag and they get all male 2s and his wife ain't cleaning now they 
 U2 
 43:44 
 expect. I don't think they. I think they stopped listening. I'll get with that. Yeah. 
 U1 
 43:49 
 Think everyone did honestly 
 U2 
 43:50 
 think we just do this. You don't even listen to our episodes. 
 U1 
 43:55 
 Well, because I'm living it. 
 U2 
 43:57 
 Yeah. That's true. So what happens in the last four years? We just stay up to three, four, and then people like to start helping us with, like, tables and chairs that we rent a giant tent. They put it out in our front yard, our driveway. So I think what'll happen last year, though, that was we don't talk about last year. I got passed out at midnight. I was very tired anyways. Drunk. Maybe that's why we lose my job. You don't. You lose a bunch of weight and you're like three beers and you're like, oh my God. Now I'm. I'm dancing to awful music, so will help clean up. I've always had neighbors walk over in the next day like that was a blast. And they start helping me clean up and stuff. So I'll do as much as I can. Maybe I'll even get the two adult kids to jump in, but if I. I think you're right, because I want to take some time to watch the Lions that day, and that Monday would be horrible. I mean, I might be able to work out a deal where I can work from home, or maybe could set up some meetings locally there. But you're right, man, I don't think I can do it. So if I drive up Monday, then I'm here's this depressing to now I'm up thinks actual Halloween on Tuesday. Oh my gosh you know on my city. Do they do this anyways. 
 U1 
 45:24 
 Sorry. Yeah I mean what do you want me to do? Keep leaving to go blow my nose, but not doing coke. Do you have people around your like area, your neighborhood, or you talk to parents? They're like, hey, Halloween's on a Tuesday. It's on a Tuesday this year. Um, 1s let's just celebrated on a Saturday and have the kids go door to door on a Saturday instead of actual Halloween. And I've seen these fights break out on the social medias. Ah, my wife got ahead of it this year. She got on the moms group in the city, the city, the city of O'Fallon moms group. She goes, I just want to get a hold of this. We're celebrating Halloween on Tuesday. We're not doing on Saturday. And man, did she set off of or so funny. Yeah, yeah, 
 U2 
 46:11 
 she makes me laugh. Um, she gets it. 2s Right. 1s Whatever. Whatever you got to do for entertainment, man, just do it. 
 U1 
 46:23 
 Well, whatever 
 U2 
 46:24 
 are you. Do you dress up when you hand out Halloween candy? 
 U1 
 46:27 
 Oh, I haven't 1s had any Halloween candy in 12 
 U2 
 46:33 
 years. Why? Because 
 U1 
 46:35 
 I take him out. Oh, 
 U2 
 46:36 
 yeah. Good point. Yeah. Don't be that dude that puts out a bowl of candy and expect everybody you know. 
 U1 
 46:41 
 But this year, did I show you my my Halloween little decoration? Oh, yeah. 
 U2 
 46:46 
 That was that was that was that was dope. Michael Myers on the door. It looks like an actual Michael Myers opening your door. And I'm assuming it's a door doormat. Like a door poster. I don't know what you do. What is it called? It's 
 U1 
 47:02 
 like a it's like a fitted, a fitted, a fitted sheet for your door. No kidding. Dude. It's amazing the quality on the screen too. So this year, if he goes out with his friends because you know, he's if he does, he does, then I this will be the first year that like I want to get a Michael Myers mask or something. And I'm going to sit there in a chair with the music behind me, with him, you know, on my door, you know, and have a little fun. But we'll see. My son still doesn't even know what he's going to be for home. Isn't it nuts? 
 U2 
 47:34 
 Oh, he's running out of time. Yeah, like I said, my wife is. She spends way too much time on my 13 year old's costume, and it's embarrassing. And she she ruined it this year. And she's going to start over tomorrow and feel. Like Denise. He's 13. Man. Just put on a mask and go door to door. Who cares? But he's all he wants to get into it. Everybody else has got cool costumes. 
 U1 
 48:00 
 Oh, what's he going to be? 
 U2 
 48:01 
 Well, the one that she ruined is partly my fault, too. She tried to dye a straight jacket from white to black. Was like, oh, just would have made it bloody call it a day. But no, he had to be black. And the problem is, he googled it on the internet and a bunch of sex costumes came up. He goes, I don't know what's going on, I just want a black. I just want a black straight jacket. 1s I'm like, don't Google that. Well, just make you one. So my wife, my wife tried to dye it. It turns out gray and it looked like a civil war, you know, for good. She goes, I can't do that. So then she asked me to buy some black spray paint. I was like, all right, I didn't know you could just spray paint clothes. And I bought two cans ahead of black cap. I was like, all right, cool. Turned out it was metallic gold. So she started spraying it and she's coming to the house yelling at me like you bought the wrong paint. I'm like, I'm bad. It's metallic, it's shiny, and it's copper, I don't know. So then she tried to get actual black paint in the cover and it just became super sticky. So Sister Diamond so. Well, 
 U1 
 49:11 
 I mean, don't you think your sun, like a light bulb went went off in your son's head? Like, maybe I shouldn't wear this black thing. I mean, if I put it in Google and sex outfits are coming up, what do you think people are going to think when he's at this party? That's 
 U2 
 49:25 
 because that's what I try to say to him. But I'm talking around it. I'm like, why does it have to be black? Because it wouldn't be different. I'm like, that's what people ain't no kinky. 
 U1 
 49:37 
 I was just gonna say that, dude. Yay! It's in the electric chair. Dude, you putting up a swing for your 
 U2 
 49:43 
 son? Oh my God, yeah. He's nice. He's gonna be like, oh, I want a giant pole in my room because. Want to parkour. You know, he's so innocent. You're like, are you innocent? What are you doing? You're 
 U1 
 49:53 
 right. Right. Where's this 
 U2 
 49:54 
 going? 
 U1 
 49:58 
 But then 
 U2 
 50:00 
 it's teenagers are the worst man. I'm like, well, I was like, why are you going to pick something so hard? And he's like hard, you know, I'm like, I want to strangle you. So Johnny wouldn't even let me pick my costume. She just bought it for like, okay, cool. All 
 U1 
 50:14 
 right. I sense that happens a lot. 3s Hey, 
 U2 
 50:21 
 you. 2s You know what, though? That's coming up on my 2020 fifth anniversary and. Yeah. Told you the secret to success. Their secret to marriage. Just do whatever she says. 3s That's right. Yeah. So she'll feed 
 U1 
 50:40 
 you, she'll dress you, she'll 
 U2 
 50:42 
 beat you. She does all that. Uh, that. Oh. Full circle. Good play on the I love it. Oh, man. So after this, I get hit with Thanksgiving, and then I get hit with the 25 year anniversary trip. We'll talk about that later. Dude, I 
 U1 
 51:00 
 feel like you guys just had an anniversary. 
 U2 
 51:03 
 Um. Oh my gosh. I didn't even say anything to her, but my our first our anniversary for our first date was like, five days ago, and I'd even say anything to her. She didn't say anything to me. She totally forgot. So 26 years ago and five days went on our first date. She got a lot out of her mind. Oh, should I remembered it? After a while, we just narrowing in. 
 U1 
 51:29 
 I'm throwing a flag that you still celebrated. First date there. Verse three. 
 U2 
 51:34 
 Yeah, it's. It was my last first date. I just think every. Ah. You date. You got his first date. 
 U1 
 51:42 
 Are you secretly gay? 
 U2 
 51:43 
 Prefer your vagina. This. 
 U1 
 51:46 
 But I'm just. I mean, you're a man. You don't remember the 
 U2 
 51:49 
 first date. You do when you love a woman. You do. Or you love a woman. I guess 
 U1 
 51:54 
 that's I guess that's the difference between a married dad and a divorced man. I believe 
 U2 
 52:00 
 this is pretty self-evident. Math. We're solving life's problems, man. We're obvious. Somebody better pull up a chair because we are just giving out just 
 U1 
 52:11 
 million dollar advice. 
 U2 
 52:13 
 Oh, man, this is too funny. 1s All right, I'm gonna wrap this one up. Yeah. 
 U1 
 52:20 
 This is the longest one we've had. Dude, 
 U2 
 52:22 
 we've gone over an hour before. You got any parting thoughts? Oh, did. Shout out to Joe Bailey since the Lions won. He's a season ticket holder. You don't find many of those around? Yeah. No no, no. All right, y'all 
 U1 
 52:37 
 have a happy, safe Halloween. If we don't talk to you before then. Because Jessie will be extremely busy next weekend, so I highly doubt we we get one of these in, but if we do, 
 U2 
 52:48 
 it'll be spooky. I like it. Just wait to. Just wait till you go on strike and I'll call you up and say we're recording, dude. I'm working my management. Dude, they're going to use my. I really don't think I'm gonna get laid off just because. Well do this. 
 U1 
 53:05 
 They're still trying to run it, like, 45% occupancy. All right, well, just don't throw away your Michael Meyers costume because you might need it to do some weddings. Wouldn't. 
 U2 
 53:18 
 Everybody keep it. Gucci. All 
 U1 
 53:21 
 right. Chase.